Dear x-Laura-C-x

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at th e mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your freaky family,
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LET'S GET RID OF THAT NASTY OL' RANT, SHALL WE?

Bitches been tagged!







Go over here [link] and do that thing you do.
And no, I have not had sugar.

Also:
Everytime some one comments/faves something of mine, I am startled to realize I actually have watchers.
WOW.